(This is definitely not an official Talent Profile. If it was, there’d probably be a lot less ‘niener niener, garden-talents are the best!’ And yes, this is a (semi)parody post 😛 )
So, by now, you’ve probably read Minerva’s Water Talent Pride post.
If you haven’t a short summary:
Woo, water-talents are great! We’re the best at everything and we’re totally gonna win these games, no problem!
Now, let me tell you why you’re WRONG.
First of all, we garden-talents kick butt.
In dueling, we can hold our own against light, tinker, and animal talents!
Seriously though, what’s an animal-talent gonna do? Scream at you in Toad?
And as for water-talents? Well, plants + water = better plants, so good luck with that!
Second, we garden-talents will mop the floor with you while looking great.
Can you bring down an ice-crazed psychopath while wearing high heels? Didn’t think so 😉
We don’t even have to be fighting to look amazing. We can look good doing something as simple as walking.
My final point is…
We don’t look like we could beat you up, but we can. Oh, we can.
Okay, think about it. Does Raven really look threatening? Take a look at that profile picture.
Look at it o_o
If anything, she looks like somefairy with a questionable fashion sense. But, underneath that slightly-crazy exterior is a slightly-crazy, 100% intelligent pixie!
So, I guess my point is:
Garden-talents are the best because we can kick your butt while looking fabulous, and you’d never see it coming 😉