Garden Talent Pride!!


(This is definitely not an official Talent Profile. If it was, there’d probably be a lot less ‘niener niener, garden-talents are the best!’Β  And yes, this is a (semi)parody post πŸ˜› )

So, by now, you’ve probably read Minerva’s Water Talent Pride post.

If you haven’t a short summary:

Woo, water-talents are great! We’re the best at everything and we’re totally gonna win these games, no problem!

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Now, let me tell you why you’re WRONG.

First of all, we garden-talents kick butt.

In dueling, we can hold our own against light, tinker, and animal talents!

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Seriously though, what’s an animal-talent gonna do? Scream at you in Toad?

And as for water-talents? Well, plants + water = better plants, so good luck with that!

Second, we garden-talents will mop the floor with you while looking great.

*Flips ponytail*

Can you bring down an ice-crazed psychopath while wearing high heels? Didn’t think so πŸ˜‰

We don’t even have to be fighting to look amazing. We can look good doing something as simple as walking.

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My final point is…

We don’t look like we could beat you up, but we can. Oh, we can.

*Evil grin*

Okay, think about it. Does Raven really look threatening? Take a look at that profile picture.

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Look at it o_o

If anything, she looks like somefairy with a questionable fashion sense.Β But, underneath that slightly-crazy exterior is a slightly-crazy, 100% intelligent pixie!

So, I guess my point is:

Garden-talents are the best because we can kick your butt while looking fabulous, and you’d never see it coming πŸ˜‰

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22 thoughts on “Garden Talent Pride!!

          1. LoL – yes. Almost any situation – just don’t throw, you know, a a bad hair day, a tornado, or bugs at us.
            But is our feminine charm a weakness or a strength? ☺️
            Just remember…we know all the secrets of everything that grows up from the soil…including poisonous plants. πŸ’‹

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  1. Umm.. I’m not sure if that was the intended tone of Minerva’s post but I’m glad you’re pumped for the Pixie Hollow Games! (also you beat me to a post on Garden Talents XD, I was assigned to do a teaser highlighting Garden Talents for the Pixie Hollow Games but it seems you’ve done it for me)

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  2. I think all that duelling went to your head Raven… Just because you beat me doesn’t mean Garden Talents rule supreme πŸ˜›
    Let me remind you of your training:
    ~~
    Garden Talents Against Other Talents 101:
    Water: Equal
    Light: Light over Garden
    Tinker: Garden over Tinker
    Animal: Equal
    Crazy Ice Psychopaths: Crazy Ice Psychopaths over Garden (unless your plants explode, but that does damage to you too)
    ~~
    Yes, Water + Garden = better plants but Garden + LOTS of Water = drowned plants.
    A good fighter recognises it’s opponents strengths, not deny them πŸ˜›
    Please revise this before your next duel. XD
    ~~
    (And what are you talking about? Water Talents ARE amazing! XP)
    (Though Garden Talents totally can kick butt πŸ˜‰ )

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    1. You know, out of all the talents, I think Tinkers could kick the most but.
      – They are very clever
      – They are good at measurements and math
      – They are highly competent at wielding sharp and dangerous objects
      – They work well with all types of metals
      – They can make any random object work well for them
      – Basically, anything is a potential “tool” for a Tinker

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      1. Though, I’m sure it would really throw a wrench in their wheelbarrow (haha, wrench, Tinker fairy joke – get it?? πŸ˜„) if a Water fairy kept soaking their instruments. Or a really strong Light fairy turned them all rusty.

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  3. You failed to mention that garden + no water = dead plants so ha. πŸ˜› Besides, gardens happen to rely on both water and a source of energy (aka light).

    *adjusts glasses scientifically*

    Lol I guess we shall have to agree to disagree. πŸ˜‰

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